Setting: Little Johnny goes to the Oracle seeking answers to his questions, and learns the Truth about Republicans. SECOND IN A SERIES.
The Oracle speaks the Truth about all things Republican.
Johnny: So, we’re not supposed to like brown people?
Oracle: That’s not exactly right. We need brown people, Johnny, we just don’t want them to rule America. God wants Rich White Men to be in charge. OUR People. Republicans.
Johnny: So, what do we need the brown people for?
Oracle: Well, there are jobs that brown people do well, that Rich White Men don’t want to do. You remember last year, Johnny, after the storm, when the roof on your house had to be replaced?
Johnny: Yeah, lots of brown men, speaking Spanish. Like our maid, Maria.
Brown men mow the yard.
Oracle: Exactly! Like those brown men who clean your swimming pool. And you know the men who mow your parent’s lawn, and trim the hedges?
Johnny: Yeah, they’re dark brown. But they all speak English; well, kinda sorta. Are they Niggers?
Oracle: WHAT? JOHNNY, DON’T EVER SAY THAT! White people can’t use that word! Where did you hear such a word?
Johnny: Music! Kanye West sings it: (singing) “I ain’t sayin’ she a golddigger; but she ain’t messin’ wit’ no broke Nig…”
Oracle: STOP! Don’t say it!
Johnny: I don’t understand, how come Kanye can say it, but we can’t?
Oracle: Republicans simply do not say that word! We don’t want to appear racist.
Johnny: But isn’t it racist for us to dislike brown people?
Oracle: We don’t dislike brown people, Johnny! We just want to keep them in their proper place, which does NOT include the White House, unless they work in the kitchen.
The brown staff in the White House kitchen.
Johnny: I guess I don’t understand what “racist” means.
Oracle: A Racist is a brown person, who wants special treatment when they apply for a job or to get into school.
Johnny: So, let me get this straight: We don’t dislike brown people, and we need them, but they’re only supposed to be in the White House if they’re cleaning or cooking, but the President should always be a Rich White Man?
Oracle: Exactly, Johnny.