Setting: Little Johnny goes to the Oracle seeking answers to his questions, and learns the Truth about Republicans. FOURTH IN A SERIES.
Johnny: So, do we like Jews? Aren’t they sort of brown people?
Oracle: We like Jews, Johnny, many of them are just like Rich White Men.
Johnny: Oh. So what are the rest of them?
Oracle: Some of them are Librels. A few Rich White Men are Librels, too. We can’t get ‘em all, Johnny.
Johnny: That’s really confusing. How do we know which ones are like us?
Oracle: The Republicans are the good Jews, Johnny. Some of them are rich enough to make big campaign contributions. In return, Republicans support Israel.
Johnny: How do we support Israel?
Oracle: With guns and tanks and fighter jets, Johnny. Their tiny country is surrounded by hostile Muslim countries that want to destroy our friends in Israel. So we make sure they have enough weapons to blow all those Arabs into oblivion.
Johnny: And I guess the Arabs in those Muslim countries – they’re brown people?
Oracle: Exactly, Johnny.