Setting: Little Johnny goes to the Oracle seeking answers to his questions, and learns the Truth about Republicans. FIFTH IN A SERIES.
Johnny: You know that guy, the one I told you my friend Billy called “Rancid Penis?”
Oracle: Yes, (choking back a laugh) his name is really Reince Priebus. He is the Chairman of the RNC. It’s his job to elect Rich White Men to public office.
Johnny: Yeah, but I’ve been thinking: How do you get a weird name like that? Billy says his Mom must have read it in her Alphabet Soup.
Oracle: Well, Johnny, it’s almost like that. He is sort of like a Republican robot. We created him after the last RNC Chairman turned out to be such a disaster, and groomed him for the task. He can actually “tweet” automatically!
Johnny: So, you got to name him?
Oracle: Not me, Johnny, but the guys who pull the strings. I simply pointed out that his mission was to disseminate “RNC PR BS”. They just added vowels to make it his name. If you rearrange the letters, it spells “Crib Seep Urine.” Also, my personal favorite, “Pubic Ere Rinse.”
Johnny: That sounds crazy, but how else do you get a name like Reince Priebus?
Oracle: Exactly, Johnny.